Everytime I hear that march from ?...Lowingrin...? I am always on the outside lookin' in Maybe that is why I see the funny side When I see somebody's brother take a bride Weddings make a lot of people sa-ad But if it isn't you they're not so bad Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason For makin' whoopee A lot o' shoes, a lot o' rice The groom is nervous, he answers twice It's really killing, that he's so willing To make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest Think what a year can bring He's washin' dishes and baby clothes He's so ambitious he even sews But don't forget folks That's what you get folks For makin' whoopee Down through the countless ages You'll find it everywhere Somebody makes good wages Somebody wants her share She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes She makes him strudles and bakes him pies What is it all for Just so he'll fall for Makin' whoopee