Oh I wish I had a gun just like the A-10 I'd be happy as a baby in a playpen I'd mow 'em down like a weedeater With that 30 millimeter I wish I had a gun just like the A-10
I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the eagle I'd be having so much fun it'd be illegal Like a guy who ain't been laid for months I'd shoot those fuckers all at once I wish I had 8 AMRAAMs like the eagle
I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen To hang around that long is just a sin And while you RTB and scoff I'm doing loops and jackin' off I wish I had the gas just like a mudhen
I wish I had the alpha of a hornet Living to fight slow when others scorn it When I can still pitch and roll That other guy's going out of control I wish I had the alpha of a hornet
Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper Probably since the time you wore a diaper We got every mission that you do And we fly 'em all better than you Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper
'Cause we're single seat, multi-role We can fly right up our own asshole Yeah, all you fuckers wish you flew the Viper