We're the wingmen, and it's nice to meet you too We're just gonna stand here till you tell us what to do We're the wingmen and we aint got much to say And if we did you know that we would fuck it up anyway We're the wingmen and we haven't got a clue So if you're not a wingmen than to hell with you
Knock, Knock Who's there? Too wide Too wide who? 2, why'd you let us fly into Saudi today
‘Cause we're the wingmen and we bear all the shame When flight lead screws the pooch, you can guess who takes the blame We're the wingmen and we're tired of keeping sight We could do just fine without that asshole on the right We're the wingmen and we think we have a clue So if you're not a wingmen than to hell with you
Knock Knock Who's there? Too Huge Too huge who? 2, You just got the lead on the left
Uh, we're the tac lead, and we don't , uh, aw fuck it, fox 3!! We're the wingmen and you know we never miss We just shot our flight lead down and now he's fucking pissed We're the wingmen and we hate to be alone Without someone to follow we would never make it home We're the wingmen and we haven't got a clue so if you're not a wingmen than to hell with you
Knock Knock Who's there? Stu Stu who? Stupid American tell us everything you know Everything? Everything All right We're the wingmen and we don't know a thing If we were to think they'd have our asses in a sling We're the wingmen, there's no better life than this ‘Cause knowledge is the power but ignorance is bliss We're the wingmen and we haven't got a clue So if you're not a wingmen than to hell with you!!!!
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Has anybody seen my wingman? I'm sure he's in a hell of a fix I scanned all through the skies But I needn't use my eyes 'Cause that fucker only flies at my dead six.
So him him fuck him, what a way to go But at least he's not jammin' up the fuckin' radio Is he blind or did he split? I don't give a fuckin' shit It's all the more glory for me.