She caught me in the room, she caught me off guard, Threw me on the bed, I was like en guard, Touche I pulled my sword out, She was like "how do you want it today?"
Chorus: She went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a, like a, like a.
Stop it, baby, I see ya fuckin' staring, stop fuckin' staring, Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hop on this dick, like on my dick, Like you play a DDR, like you play a D-D-R.
She caught me in the room, she caught me off guard, Threw me on the bed, I was like en guard, Touche I pulled my sword out, She was like "how do you want it today?"
Chorus: She went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a, like a, like a.
Stop on ma na-na-na-na-na, Now I could on the coun-the coun-the coun - count! Jump on my airplane, jump on my cockpit, Jump on my airplane, jump on my cock!
She caught me in the room, she caught me off guard, Threw me on the bed, I was like en guard, Touche I pulled my sword out, She was like "how do you want it today?"
Chorus: She went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a, like a, like a.
She went up and down, and rode me like a pony, She went up and down, and rode me like a pony, She went up and down, and rode me like a pony, She went up and down, and rode me like a PONY!
She caught me in the room, she caught me off guard, Threw me on the bed, I was like en guard, Touche I pulled my sword out, She was like "how do you want it today?"
Chorus: She went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a pony, Went up and down and rode me like a, like a, like a.