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Dotaboss - The Key of Destiny | Текст песни

Dota: I AM RELEASED!!

HoN & LoL: FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

Dota: Yes, I am buffed
Phase Shift on Puck
Armor increase on the heroes that sucked
This genre was mine
And you've crossed the line
You've insulted IceFrog
Now you shall both die!

HoN: Wait, wait, wait..you fucking sequel
We challenge you to a pro game
1 v 1 Techies on the mid lane

Dota: FUUUCK! FUUUCK!
FUUUUUUUUCK
The source engine prevents me
From attempting to alt-tab my game
What are the modes?
What's the map?

HoN: If we win, we get to port all your heroes into our games
And also we get to see IceFrog's face!

Dota: And what if I win?

HoN: Then you can make LoL pay-to-play...

LoL: WHAT!?

HoN: Trust me, LoL, it's the only hway!

LoL: Fuck you, man!

HoN: ...For $40 dollars a month!

Dota: FINE! LET THE DUEL BEGIN!!!
HUEEHUEHUAHUEJAJAJAJAJAjAJAAAA!!!
I am Dota, I've hit quota! (holla holla, get dolla)
Check this staff, it's fucking sexy!
My Nature's Prophet does whatever he wants
My Dark Seer soloed a team full of bots
Ain't never been a Techies game I've ever lost!

I'm going to make LoL pay-to-play
And HoN's been losing customers every day
Those games were far too easy anyway!

HoN: NOOOOOOOO!
Come on, LoL, put him in the dumpster!

LoL: There's just no way that we can win, he last hit every creep...
He has a creep score that could rival BurNIng's

HoN: God damnit, LoL!
He's gonna give you a monthly free
You're gonna lose all your money (LoL: No...)
Unless we bust a massive double damage rune!

LoL: Dude...
We've fought over so much shit

HoN: Your anti-fun mechanics can suck my dick!

LoL & HoN: Now we got to blow this fucker up...

HoN: Come on, LoL, 'cause it's time to blow him up

LoL: I hear you H-o-N, it's time to blow shit up!

HoN: TP to lane, 'cause it's time to blow shit up!

LoL: I'll buy you Riot Points so let's blow some shit up!

HoN & LoL: Now we got to blow this fucker up

LoL: I'll lose my playerbase if we don't blow shit up

HoN: Come on, LoL, 'cause it's time to blow him up!!

LoL: Ooooh, we'll smackdown ya, it's time to blow shit up!

HoN: Hey shitty wizard! Dota 2!
We've taken Cyborgmatt
And GabeN too!
With no analyses
Of patch content
How will you entertain
Your subreddit?

Your name's an acronym
That's hard to say
We've got a better name
M-O-B-A!!!

HoN & LoL: MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOABMOABofjklsdjfklsdf

Dota: That acronym is fucking lame. Come on, LoL, let's see that membership fee!
TASTE MY DAGON, FUCKER!

HoN: NOOOOOOoOOO!!

Dota: AW, FUCK! YOU FUCKING NOOB!
...Oh no!

HoN: A beta game, you shall remain, until Techies are released again!

Dota: NOOOOOOOO!
FUCK YOU, HEROES OF NEWERTH!
AND FUCK YOU, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
WHO THE HELL BUYS BLADEMAIL ON TECHIES ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyy!?!?!?

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