driving 'round arkansas looking for what i thought i saw not sure where to go hunting for that ufo patience is getting thin looking for the alien i believe the truth is out there i must be diligent and stay aware oh no alien tapping on my shoulder
chorus: i wish i was fox mulder i wish i was fox mulder i wish i was fox mulder i wish i was fox mulder
i'm suspicious of freaks and geeks it is only the truth that i seek i've heard of monsters with a taste for human flesh before i find them, i hope they eat john tesch i want to be as paranoid as he but i can't even spell conspiracy i believe the truth is out there i must be diligent and stay aware oh no alien tapping on my shoulder
i mumble, he mumbles i have a sister, he had one too i have a son, he has gillian anderson
i don't have millions of fans and phillip morris is my smoking man my boss isn't as cool as skinner my friends think i drink too much liquor people realize he's filling a void my family just gets annoyed i believe the truth is out there i must be diligent and stay aware oh no alien tapping on my shoulder
driving 'round arkansas looking for what i thought i saw not sure where to go hunting for that ufo patience is getting thin looking for the alien i believe the truth is out there i must be diligent and stay aware oh no alien tapping on my shoulder