Linux, the one and only true Unix We are in every way Posix We voice our yearning "Someday soon" We won't need any other.
Then, tomorrow brings a new distro It's better than the last you know Another million bits that changed All the hacks and tweaks we conjure up They just get pushed into Posix There's one thing that I know The world will love it, all Linux
Then, there's other stuff we push as well Others can work around this hell With just a million lines of Shell Now, as standards ape the one Linux Everyone else just gets stuffed There's one thing that I'm certain of The world will love it, all Linux We are Posix World, you'll love my Linux Linux, Linux
Lyrics by Bob Beck. Music composed and arranged by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Doug McKeag. Guitar by Victor Farrell. All other instruments, Jonathan Lewis. Recorded, mixed, and mastered Jonathan Lewis of Moxam Studios.