Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee, Fin winter's here An heat's ower dear Tae keep up high? Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee, Fin you're ower aal Tae staan the caal An sae am I? Naebody feels the caal as much as me! Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee?
Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee, Fin me an you Are doon wi flu An aff nae weel? Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee, Fin Doctor's sure There's nae a cure In ony peel? Fit-dae-ye-bet we catch pneumonia tee? Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee?
Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee, Fin claes weer oot An my best suit Is fit for scruff? Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee, Fin doon the lum Twaa burglars come An steal wir stuff? Somebody micht pit pyshen in wir tea! Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee?
Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee, If you an me Collidit wi A Mastrick bus? Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee The day we read "North-east pair deid" An aat pair's us? Faar'U we fyn the undertaker's fee? Fit-are-we-gaan-tae-dee?