[Verse 1] Joni's got a new car Mister cool bird's smoking weed They're closing down the bakery Cause the children got to eat Jennifer's moving house Jennifer broke her vows Andy says the doctor Touched her hair
[Chorus] Hey, have you read the news today? Hey, used to be so far away Hey, now the game has changed It's coming to our doors
[Verse 2] Michael's in the movies And Mary found the lord Jim moved to the city Told his friends that he got bored Kate's having an affair Husband don't seem to care
[Chorus] Hey, have you read the news today? Hey, used to be so far away Hey, now the game has changed It's coming to our doors
[Bridge] Open up To a man Flesh and blood If there's warmth in your heart Let it show Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na
[Outro] Hey, have you read the news today? Hey, used to be so far away Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Hey, have you read the news today? Hey, used to be so far away Na na na na na na na na Get down Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na Hey you Have you read the news today? Hey you Have you read the news today? Na na na na na na na na Oooh Hey you Have you read the news today? Hey you Have you read the news today? Na na na na na na na na Oooh