Chew on bones, shave your beard, read the book, learn the rules. Idolise giant rotating statue: look at him, turning to face the sun all day long. Made from gold: twelve metre high spinning dictator. Let us build an Ice Palace, just for you, so you can learn to ice skate. Turkmenbashi, Father of the Turkmen! Censorship: There is no internet. Brainwashing: Children made to read the book. Trained from birth to praise Turkmenbashi. Turkmenbashi, Father of the Turkmen!