I had a house I had a car I used to smoke the best cigars The taste of oysters and champagne Now it's all gone down the drain Cause she's gone left me stretched out on the floor Wonder can I take it any more
And I'm punch drunk...
I had a horse it couldn't lose Get ready for the real good news I started writin' massive cheques A nose from home it broke it's neck I'm in debt for a terrible amount It's a wonder I ain't gone down for the count
And I'm punch drunk...
I saw a way to make cash fast I should have known it wouldn't last I got taken for the sap Not only that I took the rap Makes me feel like throwing in the towel Been in better places than the jail