DR HORRIBLE A man's gotta do What a man's gotta do. Don't plan the plan If you can't follow through.
All that matters, taking matters, Into your own hands. Soon I'll control everything. My wish is your command.
CAPTAIN HAMMER Stand back everyone, Nothing here to see.
Just imminent danger, In the middle of it: me! Yes, Captain Hammer's here, Hair blowing in the breeze. The day needs my saving expertise.
A man's gotta do What a man's gotta do. Seems destiny ends with me Saving you.
The only doom that's looming Is you loving me to death. I'll give you a sec To catch your breath.
DR HORRIBLE [- You idiot!] CAPTAIN HAMMER [- Dr. Horrible! I should have known that you were behind this.] DR HORRIBLE [- You almost killed her.] CAPTAIN HAMMER [- I remember it differently.] DR HORRIBLE [- Is she?] CAPTAIN HAMMER [- It's curtains for you Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.]
PENNY Thank you, Hammer Man, I don't think I can Explain how important it was That you stopped the van.
I would be splattered. I'd be crushed under debris. Thank you sir for saving me.
CAPTAIN HAMMER [Don't worry about it,]
A man's gotta do What a man's gotta do.
PENNY You came from above.
DR HORRIBLE [Are you kidding?]
CAPTAIN HAMMER Seems destiny еnds with me Saving you.
DR HORRIBLE [What heist were you watching?]
PENNY I wonder what you're captain like.
DR HORRIBLE [Stop looking at her like that!]
CAPTAIN HAMMER When you're the best You can't rest, What's the use?
DR HORRIBLE [Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?]
PENNY My heart is beating like a drum.
CAPTAIN HAMMER His ass needs kicking, Some ticking bomb to defuse.
DR HORRIBLE I stopped the van. The remote control was in my hand!
PENNY I must be in shock.
CAPTAIN HAMMER The only doom that's looming Is you loving me to death.
PENNY Assuming I'm not loving you to death.
DR HORRIBLE [What...ever]
CAPTAIN HAMMER and PENNY So please give me a sec, To catch my breath.