CAPTAIN HAMMER It may not feel too classy begging just to eat. But you know who does that? Lassie! And she always gets a treat!
So you wonder what your part is 'cause you're homeless and depressed. But home is where the heart is so your real home's in your chest!
Everyone's a hero in their own way. Everyone's got villains they must face. They're not as cool as mine, But, folks, you know it's fine to know your place!
Everyone's a hero in their own way. In their own, not-that-heroic, way! So I thank my girlfriend, Penny. [Yeah, we totally had sex.] She showed me there's so many different muscles I can flex.
There's the deltoids of compassion, there's the abs of being kind. It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds!
Everyone's a hero in their own way, everyone's got something they can do. Get up, go out and fly. Especially that guy, he smells like poo!
Everyone's a hero in their own way: you, and you, and mostly me, and you! I'm poverty's new sheriff, and I'm bashing in the slums. A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of scary alcoholic bums!
Everybody!!
Everyone's a hero in their own way!
CROWD We're heroes too!
CAPTAIN HAMMER Everyone can blaze a hero's trail.
CROWD We're just like you!
CAPTAIN HAMMER Don't worry if it's hard. If you're not a freakin' 'tard you will prevail! Everyone's a hero in their own way!