I was running round the Highlands on a rainy day I took a trip and nearly flipped there was a loch in my way And as I turned around I heard a sound that blew my kilt away As Nessy said good-day
We had a blether in the heather when I had the idea A water park with Nessy, what a business career I would be the boss and Nessy my cashier Selling souvenirs
Chorus:
Loch Ness Loch Ness - that’s the place to be At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together Bring all the family
Last night they showed a picture on the local TV of a skier pulled by Nessy flying over the trees But there’s no such thing as bad publicity Come on it’s nearly free
Chorus:
Loch Ness Loch Ness - that’s the place to be At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together Bring all the family
Loch Ness Loch Ness - you can waterski At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together Not far from Dundee
Loch Ness Loch Ness - that’s the place to be At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together Come on it’s nearly free
Loch Ness Loch Ness - you can waterski At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together