I remember one cold day in December In a snowball fight I won a hotdog van I don’t like cooking so I bought an ice cream blender and threw away the stove and the pots and pans
So then I fixed and mixed my tricks of special spices with a smashing crush of burgers, fish and chips Then I had my meaty tutti-frutti ices with it’s very own exotic tartan dip
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I am the hokey-pokey man The hokey-pokey man A hokey-pokey man From the hokey-pokey clan The hokey-pokey man Driving in my van The hokey-pokey-hokey-pokey-hokey-pokey-hokey- pokey man
You should try my haggis cheeze, it’s so delicious and my chocolate fishy mint is just the best Why is no one screaming for my ice cream My vanilla flavoured squid or chicken breast
I don’t worry cos I’ve found the answer You know this stuff can be sold for cats and dogs Last week I had an order for some hamsters Strangely all pets seem to like it, even frogs