Mayday mayday mayday Mayday mayday mayday Mayday mayday mayday If no one’s gonna help me I’ll have to yell and scream
AHHHHHHHHH!!!
I had a call from cousin Doug on his highland farm He needed a wee holiday A long way from his barn He asked one tiny favor and nothing much at all Babysit his special pets and I would have a ball
I left the island double-double-quick rowed all night and day When I heard the jobs to do it turned my red beard grey Milk the pigs and shave the goat Dress and sell the sheep Fight the horse, ride the bull and then count all the bees
Chorus:
Mayday mayday mayday This is too extreme Mayday mayday mayday It’s the master of disaster Mayday mayday mayday Tell me it’s a dream If no one’s gonna help me I’ll have to yell and scream
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I’m getting tired of this job It’s driving me insane The cat’s a dog the goat’s a snob They’re playing with my brain Walk the fish and fly the bird Teach the cow to swim If I don’t get some help right now I’ll have to pack it in
chorus 2
Mayday mayday mayday This is too extreme Mayday mayday mayday It’s the master of disaster Mayday mayday mayday Tell me it’s a dream If no one’s gonna help me I’ll have to yell and scream
AHHHHH!!!
Mayday mayday mayday This is too extreme Mayday mayday mayday It’s the master of disaster Mayday mayday mayday Tell me it’s a dream If no one’s gonna help me I’ll have to yell and scream
If no one’s gonna help me I’ll have to yell and scream
Mayday mayday mayday Mayday mayday mayday Mayday mayday mayday This is too extreme Mayday mayday mayday It's the master of disaster Mayday mayday mayday Tell me it's a dream If no one's gonna help me I'll have to yell and scream
AHH!!
Mayday mayday mayday This is too extreme Mayday mayday mayday It's the master of disaster Mayday mayday mayday Tell me it's a dream If no one's gonna help me I'll have to yell and scream
If no one's gonna help me I'll have to yell and scream