Dr. Monster - The Hampire | Текст песни

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I am the Hampire!
Watch out on Halloween night.
I'm a hammier vampire
Than anyone from Twilight.
I implore you, when you hear me
At your door invite me in
Not by the hair on your chinny chinny chin!
I don't like garlic with my steak, in fact
I don't like stakes at all
I just snack on necks for breakfast
Gonna make a withdrawal
From the blood bank, "Thanks!"
Or should I say, "Fangs a lot"
Trick or treat, you're the other white meat now
In case you forgot
I am the Hampire, the swine vampire
I'm the king of mastication
I'm the best biter
I am the Hampire, the swine vampire
I'm the king of freaky creatures, there is none finer
Don't misundestand me
I don't want your candy
All I want's your blood
Trick or trot
Smell my hooves
Give me all the blood I choose
Ican't get enough.
I am the Zombeef!
And I am more than you can handle

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