I am not a qualified physician And I don’t want to give this injection I am not a qualified physician And I don’t want to give this injection Dorothy is begging for trouble She insist I should give her this needle But, darling, one thing I want you know Don’t blame me for where the needle go
Chorus: I push it in She pull it out I push it back She start to shout “Dr Ring Ding, you’re terrible I can’t stand the size of your needle”
She lied on in such a position It was difficult to give this injection She start holding on to the needle Making me so uncomfortable I said “Darling can’t you be steady I’m going to have it done very shortly” She said “Dr Ring Ding I am sorry But the size of the needle frighten me”
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She still wouldn’t lie down quietly Constantly moving her body So I slap her in the face with vexation And I went on giving the injection She screamed “Doctor stop! I can’t stand the pain! I don’t think you’re inside the right vain” I said “It’s your own fault you wouldn’t be told The needle must be stick in the wrong hole”
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I pull it from that hole and start again I have the needle now in the right vain The needle just gone in half a inch The stupid young lady start to clinch Suddenly she ??? Doc I can feel the penicillin going in I said “You little fool what you do You talk until the needle breaking you”