My dad’s always there to open all my doors You have to call a Patronus just to catch a glimpse of yours My mom says she loves me when she tucks me into bed How’s your mommy doing in the Mirror of Erised?
My dad is rich and your dad is dead My dad is rich and your dad is dead
Your dad’s on his journey to the great beyond When you’re dueling you might see him Come out of someone else’s wand You may have freed our house-elf Or brought doubt to our family name But your parents still got toasted By a big green blowing flame!
My dad is rich and your dad is dead My dad is rich and your dad is dead
My dad is rich and your dad is dead My dad is rich and your dad is dead