Dragon Age - FanGirlz Rule | Текст песни

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• Dragon Age
• FanGirlz Rule

Ya the girls from Dragon Age are mighty fine,

but let's face facts, it's the guys who define

the ideal prototype of fantasy allure--

we got the cure for your malnourishment,

and lest we forget this,

my rhyme goes out to Fan Girls loving Alistair and Fenris,

and of course there's Anders!

the girls love his candor,

if in the same room into his pants they meander.

Fan Girls Fan Girls you're my affliction

let's talk about Anders and make some friction

Fan Girls Fan Girls you're my addiciton

I want to see your pictures and read your fan fiction

Tick tock dont stop and we be tricken

mages into thinking we're with them and we gettin

into a romance/rivalmance same differAnce,

as long as theres a chance to dance in Anders' pants

I digress

but I recomend Fenris

the wall that he slams you in will attest to this

is this Fan Girl bliss?

Boo Hiss don't miss

you and Alistair's first kiss

Make no apology for Fenris' androgeny,

such a sexy prodigy, a lyrium commodity

and this has just gotta be

a snarky British comedy

a testament to emo elves living in monogamy

is that mohagany?

or are you just glad to see me

please believe me

I only want you to cleave me

drink me up like chablis

spank me with your greaves G

screamiing like a banshee

I trust this will relieve thee

Anders ya he's the man

he can certainly lay the pipe like no one can

he likes cats

and that we can understand

Sir Pounce-A-Lot

from the Pounce-A-Lot clan

A-a-a-a-a-a-Anders

A-a-a-a-a-a-Anders

A-a-a-a-a-a-Anders

A-a-a-a-a-a-Anders

Innuendo aside, I surely can't hide

that I wish Alistair would tan my backside

on Ander's staff I'd ride

in Fenris we confide

like a dew eyed bride

wet as a slip and slide

Fan Girls Fan Girls you're my affliction

let;s talk about Anders and make some friction

Fan Girls Fan Girls you're my addiciton

I want to see your pictures and read your fan fiction