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Ya the girls from Dragon Age are mighty fine,
but let's face facts, it's the guys who define
the ideal prototype of fantasy allure--
we got the cure for your malnourishment,
and lest we forget this,
my rhyme goes out to Fan Girls loving Alistair and Fenris,
and of course there's Anders!
the girls love his candor,
if in the same room into his pants they meander.
Fan Girls Fan Girls you're my affliction
let's talk about Anders and make some friction
Fan Girls Fan Girls you're my addiciton
I want to see your pictures and read your fan fiction
Tick tock dont stop and we be tricken
mages into thinking we're with them and we gettin
into a romance/rivalmance same differAnce,
as long as theres a chance to dance in Anders' pants
I digress
but I recomend Fenris
the wall that he slams you in will attest to this
is this Fan Girl bliss?
Boo Hiss don't miss
you and Alistair's first kiss
Make no apology for Fenris' androgeny,
such a sexy prodigy, a lyrium commodity
and this has just gotta be
a snarky British comedy
a testament to emo elves living in monogamy
is that mohagany?
or are you just glad to see me
please believe me
I only want you to cleave me
drink me up like chablis
spank me with your greaves G
screamiing like a banshee
I trust this will relieve thee
Anders ya he's the man
he can certainly lay the pipe like no one can
he likes cats
and that we can understand
Sir Pounce-A-Lot
from the Pounce-A-Lot clan
A-a-a-a-a-a-Anders
A-a-a-a-a-a-Anders
A-a-a-a-a-a-Anders
A-a-a-a-a-a-Anders
Innuendo aside, I surely can't hide
that I wish Alistair would tan my backside
on Ander's staff I'd ride
in Fenris we confide
like a dew eyed bride
wet as a slip and slide
Fan Girls Fan Girls you're my affliction
let;s talk about Anders and make some friction
Fan Girls Fan Girls you're my addiciton
I want to see your pictures and read your fan fiction

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