[Verse 1: Drake] Uh, black hearts on my cardigan At the crib tellin ya girl that we should order-in Tell G to put his feet up on the ottoman We just up against a bunch of rappers I go harder than Damn! I'm so Catriona smarter than A lot of these niggas swear the coach just brought the starter in Yeah, and I'm the type to tell ya daughter things I float high, don't try and cut my water wings I'm still myself Suicide bars, I kill myself Charge it to the game, I bill myself And I don't feel y'all, but I feel myself! Aunty Doe, tell 'em I deserve a mazel tov I'm rappin like a Shepherd with the muzzle off ...I'm next to blow -- pause And I can't hear the critics talkin over the applause {crowd cheers} Yeah, I tried to tell 'em, future let 'em know Send the haters all my love - X and O I got a black box where suggestions go But I don't really give a fuck, it's prol'ly best you know My reality is brighter than your dreams are I gotcha dream girl ridin in ya dream car Yeah, and the visual is stunnin I hope they document what I'm becomin Congratulations
[Verse 2: Drake] So whatchu want an award or sum'hin? I'm at the private airport boardin sum'hin I see nothing from afar but I'm far from nothing Put on your poker face, I'll pull ya card if ya bluffin But I ain't with the hard talk I got a Monopoly, catch me on my boardwalk Like I said we pull ya card and find out you're a Hallmark Just know I'm breakin world records - no false start I don't see your point unless it's gunpoint or sum'hin My deal like Weezy first week, one point sum'hin ...And my verses gettin stupider Wayne if you're on Mars, can you pick me up from Jupiter? Phone blowin up, so I'm cuttin off my cellular I'm a superstar, noted on to my nebula I will break a leg, break an arm and a fibula When I break it down, when I, when I break it dooow-haaaah-owwwn I hug and kiss the drum kick I put the beat in my back pocket and just sit But, you could never beat my ass -- PAUSE Again, dammit y'all, again Y'all, pretend that we are, some men that get it on, and in I'll die before I lose, cause I was born, to win If he don't fuck wit y'all, then don't bo-ther him And yes, I fuck this game but I won't fa-ther them Right, uh
[Verse 3: Drake] It's like, these days man, I'm booked and I'm busy Dad named me Drake, Footz named me Drizzy They tried to tell me I'd never be nothin but a protege But if you watched the VMAs, there's nothing more to say I got the key to happiness and all the copies Remember this day like you bought a poppy And damn, how I get so nice? I just spent it all once, 'bout to get rich twice Surprise party bitch, now it's on and poppin I always choose dough like it's my only option ...Cause money always knows best Chain snatch flow, they say "Get it off yo' chest~!" ...and I'm what all the fuss about And if they talkin, I bet I'm what they discussion 'bout Hit me at the office - same extension Consider me the reason y'all should pay attention
[Outro: Lil Wayne] It's crack! Aiyyo Drizzy, you shoulda said that on the hook You shoulda been like, "Congratulations - it's crack!" Yah It's crack, hehe, congratulations LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!