if you're feeling easy and you need a place to dwell take a little walk down to seedy hotel seedy hotel seedy hotel yeah what the hell everything's swell at seedy hotel
well there's a tv in your room playing porno all night long juke box in the bar playing only lonely songs broken hearted lovers who look so fine at the seedy hotel you're going to have a seedy good time
well every room is fully equipped with vices and devices and a hang man's noose just incase you have a crisis tell us what you want anything for your pleasure take us as you find us and take us at your leisure
say if your baby leaves you and you don't feel so well you know they've got the cure round at seedy hotel yeah come around and visit us if there's something you lack one step inside the door you'll never look back oh no no seedy hotel seedy hotel seedy hotel seedy hotel seedy hotel yeah seedy hotel seedy hotel