Drinking from the fire house - A Dwarf Hunter Named Wedge | Текст песни

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• Drinking from the fire house
• A Dwarf Hunter Named Wedge

From the Auction House to Thermaplugg
I gotta say World of Warcraft is like a drug
You got the thrash blade? You know I rock that joint
I spent about 8 levels using a Khoo's Point
I Clean my dishes with the Argent Dawn
I hired Morbent Fel to fricken mow my lawn
Having a fight with a rogue, he got the jump on me
I got a potion though, my friend knows alchemy
I went to the explorers hall today
because a little slime had gone a long way
I read a book there on the way to check my mail
World of H. P. Lovecraft Ktulu's Tale
but Zul's gahz'rilla, there's no fight iller
now I gotta deliver in broken pillar
Stop by steamwheedle for some fishin
I got a long day ahead full of elite missions

Chorus:
Cause I'm a dwarf hunter named Wedge
And all I want is some plans so I can make a Dawn's Edge
Next time you're roof-ganked in Booty Bay
Take solace that you will be 60 someday
midnight to 4 i'll be on Azgalor
And the reasons to play? Too many to count
PVP all day. What, you want one more?
Two words for you: Epic Mount

As a hunter I'm all about the crit gear
I'm a blacksmith and I'm all about my career
I get 40 G from a phantom blade
I made a sepentblade now I'm outta jade
Trade you 2 gold bars for a citrine
Drinking all that nectar yo where's the latreen
Blacksmithing plans? I always get outbid
So I eat a whole pumpkin and a whole squid
You can level in alchemy easily
But 1 smithing point is 4 hours to me
got my carrot on a stick from the shimmering flats
and those breath of winds? you betta harvest that
Trying to read my mail with a horrible lag
then I put my buyouts in an ooze covered bag
I mean really now, I can't believe this bag is so gross
but if i'm in westfall it can carry dem oats

Chorus:
I'm a dwarf hunter named Wedge
And all I want is some plans so I can make a Dawn's Edge
Next time you're roof-ganked in Booty Bay
Take solace that you will be 60 someday
midnight to 4 i'll be on Azgalor
And the reasons to play? Too many to count
PVP all day. What, you want one more?
Two words for you: Epic Mount

My friend Missusbt is a pally
i look out for him he looks out for me
so I see a great buy on the gadget AH
Lightforge Bracers 77 g
it gets to short and I bid on that dank
Then the auctioneer is who I must gank
I click at war and then I tore him up
before the other bidders even knew what was up
It's a funny idea, he's glad i won it
but don't worry it's the only time I dunnit
a cheap tactic but it works like a charm
that's at least 20 g he won't have to farm

Chorus:
I'm a dwarf hunter named Wedge
And all I want is some plans so I can make a Dawn's Edge
Next time you're roof-ganked in Booty Bay
Take solace that you will be 60 someday
midnight to 4 i'll be on Azgalor
And the reasons to play? Too many to count
PVP all day. What, you want one more?
Two words for you: Epic Mount

I think shamans are over-powered like what
the night elf dance is hot, i wanna get that cut but
dwarf and tauren chicks look pretty damn gross
saw a hot one right off the savage coast
slash lick slash spit, no disrespect
I'm just freaky like that please don't attack
I check the AH before I go to bed
my pet's doing more damage cause he's well-fed
I got a low level Shaman but Wedge is my main
And I wrote this rap cause I love this game

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