Gracie, we're makin babies, yea, we're barefoot on the tiles / we make 'em soft and small and tender, it's the biggest hazard of your gender, gotta hold it by yourself / Gracie, hold yourself together, it's bad now but it gets better, we're all here to help / everything is swollen, everything is swell... everybody's watching, they all wanna see it kick - pleasure is your crime, junior is your punishment, happens all the time, everybody rub it in. It ain't hard to find fault in any thing you do, we learned to love the hard way, you're gonna learn it too. - etc.