Well it's all gone to hell now the wimps have gangs Pop punk tough guys with neck tattoos Well if you guys are hard then I'd rather be soft Man I gotta find me some seriously sensitive dudes
Hey! Ho! Hey! You gotta shake hands with your feelings In the Wicked Sensitive Crew
In Pittsburgh they called us closed minded But we know that's simply not true Yeah we're touchy feely sensitive guys I ain't ashamed I cried when Mickey died in Rocky II
In Sydney they misunderstood us They called us thugs and mean-spirited types Yeah we might not be Swedish And we sure ain't vegan But do thugs have posters on their bedroom wall of the dude from the Darkness in a creepy meat suit zippered so low you can practically see his...
I don't know nothing about no meat suit but I'll tell you there's one town that's ahead of the times Man, they know what's up for sure You see it's home to the godfather of love The bald little man who started it all One Teddy "Huggybear" Etoll
Hey! Ho! Hey! You gotta shake hands with your feelings We've got a big hug waiting for you