They started working in the factories of George Devol Quietly stamping out the fridges and the japanese car Over a decade designs evolved To sweeping your floor in a circular avatar Aerospase and a ton of double-e Structural engineering, nanotech and ECE Hired a spiky yellow girl with a bachelor's degree From Carnegie Mellow university Bake a "Not" and an "Or" and an "And" and a "Nan" Germanium 32 and silicone's sand Keep a bucket of diodes and ICs on hand Add a layer of software, by your command This machine is the best we've wrought It's designed to searn, and it's carefully taught Only something went stray with it's neural net Now the biggest of our problems is a drunken robot
It's D to the R to the capital P It stands for Drunken Robot Pornography Proposed, designed and built courtesy Of Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries It's D to the R to the capital P We stand for Drunken Robot Pornography We dreamed, we built, unleashed with glee We're Dejobaan Mechatronic Industries
I saw a robot mixing ice cream at WPI Forward kinematic solver, hybrid power supply I said: "We'd like chocolate, my friend and I" "Here's your vanilla" - was its reply Knew some fuzzy-headed girls with a bachelor's degree From Cambridge Massachusett's MIT Build planetary landers and a UAV Blowing bunkers in microscopic sub-debris Three laws savvy these constructs ain't Our scientific work shows no restraint "Lights off" factories, 'ya just press "Go" They humma in the dark with no complaint After surmounting the technical unknowns Like power and vision we have shown That Capek ain't got nothing on our drones Cause his'll rebell, but ours'll break bones