1-ый куплет: Watcha doin', man? I'm watching Eddsworld! Why you watching that? Because it's awesome, man! It's been five hours and you're still in that computer chair, Think it's time to disconnect you? Disconnect? You disrespect! Maybe it's intuition, Came from my inner soul, It's an addiction, man, I think I need a can of coke! Edd, Tom, Matt, Yo these guys are awesome. Running from the zombies and Zanta Claus, man, And if they wanna race, man, They'll put you in your place, man! Burn out on you in a Bathtub!
Припев: Everybody! Everybody! Let's get it started! Lets get it started ! Let's kill some zombies! Let's kill some Zombies! (yeaaa haa haaa) We're watching EddsWorld in Ha! We're watching EddsWorld in here! (x4) Yeah!
2-ой куплет Don't lose control! Of body and soul! Axeman's coming and I think you're running too slow! Don't get the Hell, just jump into it! You all will hear about it! Eddsworld will do it! Get started! Get stupid! Then join the army, drive a tank and infiltrate a base And just like that you've saved a nation! The same one that you tried to take with bacon! You can't replace this. EddsWorld is number one! Where else you gunna look to find another crazy fan?
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Вставка Running running an' running running an'. Let's watch Eddsworld - in ha! Let's watch Eddsworld - in here!(x3) (oh oh oh) Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho Ho ho ho ho ho Ho ho ho ho ho Raaaaaw! Let's get it that's the deal, Zanta Clause has come to eat your kids for real! Just thank your milkman for his cards. Never step on bugs or play paint ball with real guns! Eddsworld's awesome, that's for real, they can breath under water but they don't have gills. If you're up all night, you can't sleep right, 'cause you want more Eddsworld, hey, well, that's alright, cause...
(Припев)
Концовка Ya Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Coke!