December slides into January, which mutates into February, which creeps towards March. There is a theory that obliterating Paul might have... satisfied something. But no, no. I've continued to have intense dreams about vivisection. My nightly blood-lust continues to overflow.
Hey pretty girl, Do you wanna dance? Do you wanna get lucky? Well this is your chance. The drinks are on me. Can I be frank? I'm doing quite well at my investment bank. What do you do, what do you do for a living? No, don't answer that. I don't care, I'm just kidding. You can ignore my friends at the bar, They're trying to score, But they never get far.
EVELYN WILLIAMS (on phone): Patrick, I thought we were supposed to be having dinner tonight? I thought we had reservations at Raw.Space?
PATRICK BATEMAN (on phone): Sorry Evelyn, I had to rent some videotapes- I mean, I had to RETURN some videotapes- I mean, I had to kill this fag and his fag dog on 67th Street.
EVELYN WILLIAMS (on phone): Oh Mr Bateman! Have I ever told you, I just ADORE your sense of humour!
PATRICK BATEMAN: That was some girl, I forget her name, She thinks we're in love, Does she think I'm insane? She's not important, Just kind of annoying. That's a fine chardonnay you're not enjoying. Oh never mind, let's quit this dive, My white M3 is parked outside. I'll call my dealer, His product is clean, Fuck! I don't wanna drive, Let's get a limousine!
LUIS CARRUTHERS (on phone): Hey you, it's me--
PATRICK BATEMAN (impersonating answerphone): BEEP! You have reached Patrick Bateman's number. He is unable to come to the phone right now. So.. please leave a message... after the tone.
LUIS CARRUTHERS: Oh Patrick! You don't think I'd recognise your real voice?
PATRICK BATEMAN: Leave me the fuck alone Luis, or I will decapitate you.
LUIS CARRUTHERS: I hear the words you're saying, but you need to hear my words. I love you--
PATRICK BATEMAN: BEEP! Oh this is rich, I shouldn't say, But this guy at work is totally gay. And that's all cool- To each his own, But some guy's ass is not what I bone. I'm bored, let's roll, Let's go back to my place, Have an after party, I can eat your face. Don't be nervous, invite your friends. The night is young... but it all depends...