Dunkey - Final Boss | Текст песни

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• Dunkey
• Final Boss

[Verse 1]
Take your partner by the hand
If he is a man, you're gay
If you think that's fucking queer
Watch me playing Tryndamere

Now wash my pots and clean my pans
Stick your dick in a pringles can
Drank some beer and beat my wife
She stabbed me in the face with a carving knife

Max my E and max my Q
Drink some whiskey, steal this blue
This ain't right, I'm going back
Statikk Shock's supposed to be black

Now watch me do this rodeo
And smoke this weed and snort some blow
How come Dunkey never die?
Fly, fly, PIZZA PIE!

Heyyyyyyyy, sexy fish
O-O-O-O
Oppa Spongebob style
Heyyyyyyyy, Mr. Krabs
O-O-O-O

Hey fellas, it's Tim McGraw
Pet my head and shake my paw
Slap my ass and suck my balls
Tell Charlene to hold my calls

Chadahoochie
Hoochie choochie
O-O-O-O-Oh shit!

[Verse 2]

Steal all my jokes, steal all my vids
Water 'em down and make 'em for kids
Look at this shit at the top of the list
Do me a favor and cease to exist

What does it look like when Dunkey is pissed?
Something like that, something like this!
When will I stop? When the gas prices drop
When the ghetto black people stop hating the cops

Family of five, found to be dead
Must've been one of my verses they read
Hey my name's Sky, did you guys know?
I'm black and I'm gay and I shove it down everyone's throats everyday!

*inaudible Vietnamese*
I'm SivHD
*inaudible Vietnamese*
What am I saying? Nobody knows! Maybe he knows!

Here is my face, here are my tits
I don't show anything, who gives a shit!
Maybe you should do a cover of "ears"
By stopping those terrible lyrics I hear!

Chicken Alfredo, Chicken Alfredo
Hey y'all, I'm a fuckin' potato!
Now that I'm the recognized Messiah
With my final verse, I'll knock your headphones back to China
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out
You do the Hokey Pokey and you shake it all about!


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