I am Sam, I am Sam, Sam I am That Sam I am, That Sam I am I do not like that Sam I am Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like that Sam I am Bitch!
Will you eat them here or there? Will you eat them anywhere? I won't eat them here or there, I won't eat them anywhere I don't like green eggs and ham, I don't like you Sam I am Would you eat them in a house? Would you eat them with a mouse? I won't eat them in a house, I won't eat them with a mouse Should I punch you in the mouth? No don't punch me in the mouth I don't like green eggs and ham, I don't like you Sam I am Do you think I give a damn? Eat this shit you fucking man!
Shove it down your fucking throat, Suck on ham until you choke Suck my dick you Sam I am, Suck my dick you fucking sham I will not eat them with a man, I will not eat them with my hand I will not eat them on the moon, I will not eat them on a broom I will not eat them in a car, I will not eat them in a bar I will not eat them in a box, I will not eat them with a fox I will not eat them in the dark, I will not eat them in the park I will not eat them with a mouse, Now get the fuck out of my house!