[Hook] When I pick Vi (hey) Yall gonna die (Oh) Nice try guy (hey) Items ima buy (oh) Bitches tryna quote? (oh) Punch em in the throat (oh) Murder em and throw em in the moat (Alright)
[Verse 1] You already know that it's dunk And if you didn't know It's time to put you in the trunk My uncle Tony is driving you And he's driving you drunk Off a cliff Cause the breaks didn't work If you're catching my drift I'm the king of this summoners rift Heretics who act slick Get dealt with swift I went to town, Took the crown Put on pounds, Produced sounds And all the while, I was just sitting down And my chair gonna be made, with stylish flair And my heir gonna be, The fresh Prince of Bel-air
[Verse 2] Bishops, Knights, Pawns and rooks Coward bitches whose lives I took (read the book) And do I feel remorse for my actions? No I feel an overwhelming sense of satisfaction Cos most of these people that play this damn game Can't even tell em apart they saying the same things It's no surprise, your team is five guys Your ping's so high cause your stealing wi-fi When I select Vi, I hear your sighs Stop trying to make plays go cook some burgers and fries (come on)
[Hook] When I pick Vi (Oh) Yall gonna die (Hey) Nice try guy (oh) Items ima buy (hey) Bitches tryna quote? (hey) Punch em in the throat (hey) Murder em and throw em on a boat (Hey Hey Hey)
[Verse 3] Listen up, You auto-locking, Atmas Rocking Champion flocking, Normals mocking When you playing ranked I bet you do even worse, It's your feeding That's leading teams, to conceding Making them madder, Than women bleeding The stress you causing, Is causing hair receding Exit out the lowest rated mobafire guide you're reading And while I'm joking and rapping, I'm also honestly pleading That you will learn will a single thing Before I see you proceeding To lose another fucking match because your deaths are exceeding The speeding limit is cheating the rest of us are competing To rest in peace every piece of you the result of inbreeding And while your mother is weeping into the dirt I am sweeping Into the hole in the ground that I told her you were sleeping (Kyah)
[Verse 4] The family bowed their heads, and then The pastor said a prayer, Amen Again! I rip his corpse out the casket falls I take his head off and shoot it like a basketball This whole time I'm streaming it on Twitch If you don't like it go get a shovel and dig a ditch Report me to Riot you fucking pussy fuckin snitch If your playing League of legends im gonna kill you, ya bitch (Hoo)