[Intro] Hey it's me, you fucking horse [x6] Here I go again Here I am, fucking guy Fucking gay as fucking hell Here I am, suck my dick Here I go again
[Verse 1] Yo I want a big horse Yo I want a small horse For police force Paul Blart Mall Horse Make an album with the one and only Tim McGraw horse Sting you with a bee horse Saw you with a seahorse Passed you on the race course Products I will endorse My favourite film is G-Force
[Verse 2] Ha ha, G-Force...
And all this time I'm just suckin' dick and doing dope And if I ain't shooting up Then I'm in the back snorting coke And yo, if I'm a plant Then I'm a bad seed Cause dawg, all I really do is [smoke big weed, smoke, smoke big weed]
[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar] It's me, Kendrick Lamar I'm a big superstar And abadabada whoever you are And this is my greatest verse And you worse than Fred Durst And when I get fed, boy, man, I feel a thirst Your goons are like tomatoes to me, too soft Every time I see 'em, gotta pick 'em off
[Verse 4: Dr. Dre] Eh-hey, it's Dr. Dre And listen what I say You think this shit is just a game Man, I don't play I'mma hit you on the head With my Dre Beats Then I'mma open up a restaurant Call it Dre Eats It's really me
[Verse 5] Meanwhile I'm ganking, life taking, spanking, tanking, and climbing rankings My score composed by Hans Zimmer 5000 gold I'm banking And it's your man who did not ban Hecarim I am thanking Cause now he looks like Titanic's fuckin' sinking
[Here I go, fucking horse Killing kids with no remorse Cause it's me, fucking horse]
They recognize my name Meatwadsprite Cause when I enter the lane It goes black and white And to the other Hecarim Wondering why he lost Instead of taking Teleport Shoulda took Exhaust
What do horses eat? Hay What are horses feet? Clay Who made this fuckin' beat? Dre Is this song complete? Neigh [Get it?]
Fuck you, it's me, horse Skip the bullshit, bring out the main course I walk up in the restaurant, like a tour de force Me and my wife are getting a divorce She gets the house, I keep the Porsche That way I can run over that God Damn Whore