What would Brian Boitano do.. If he was here right now? He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through.. That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Brian, skate! Brian, fight!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skating for the gold.. He did two Salchows and a Triple-Lutz Wearing a blindfold.. When Brian Boitano was in the Alps Fighting Grizzly Bears.. He used his magical fire breath And saved the maiden's fair..
Brian, skate! Brian, fight!
So what would Brian Boitano do.. If he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two.. That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Brian, skate! Brian, fight!
When Brian Boitano travelled through time To the year 3010.. He fought the Evil Robot King and saved us all again And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids He beat up Kublah Khan.. Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from a-ny-bo-dy...
(Talking) No, Brian those chicken wings are really spicy.. Don't eat those!
(Singing) I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings! I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
Brain, skate! Brain, fight!
Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Kyyriluk He came to Earth to save us all from war and death and such I-Dee-Oh-Dee-I-dee-lay Brian Boitano's here.. So round up all your lasses.. and tell 'em they have no fear
Say, come over here my honey.. and I'm gonna take off my pants.. and I'm gonna make dirty love to you.. Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do! Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!