What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics Skating for the gold He'd do sound cows and a triple relux wearin a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps Fighting grisly bears he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair
So what would Brian Boitano do If he was here today? I'm sure hed kick an arse or two thats what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano travelled in time To the year 3010 He fought the evil robot king and saved us all again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids He beat up Koopla Kahn Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings I never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
Brian Boitano was born On the planet of Kryluk He came to Earth to save us all from more than we can suck
My didilo didili didilay! Brian Boitano's here! So round the fire all you lads but dont you have no beer!
say come over here my honey And i'll take off my pants And im gonna make sweet love to you cos thats what Brian Boitano'd do