We have the obligation, to direct your train of thought Showing what is prudent Just fulfilling the mandate going along with trendy disputes You prove our task A worthy undertaking, funneling your fury
Greed and corruption, things that are below you Open minded fairness You think for yourself, pride and being reasonable Masses echo truth We declare the incompetent and describe their blunders We pronounce the majestic shining light on the renown We procliam your heroes citing their humanity We announce the villains and deduce why you loath them Media slanted bias, can't be real this day It must be coincidence Why are some misguided? Consider our sophistication, how is pop-culture with us? Going against the grain, just a murky twist of fate Ordering you to challenge authority, the one of our choosing Demanding you to worship authority, the one of our choosing
No time to debate, anyone who is beneath us Not in our refinement, more like neanderthal Intellectual obscurity, disease of the vagrants Not for us enlightened, the brains in the room
Everyone thinks like me We must be are own sheep
Silence all our critics Dissent can't have a place Exile them underground
We're not taking sides, just promoting the logical Why should are careers change what we believe The goal of being objective endangers what we have faith in We're the source of truth reporting what you need to know The duty to guide the quest of knowledge Framing facts to ascertain the proper conclusion Helping the ignorant peasants of the populace Steering simple minds to understand what to ponder