E-Dubble - Class Clown | Текст песни

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• E-Dubble
• Class Clown

age thirteen, living life awkward
8th grade sucks so we're looking for a bargain
chillin' in the parking, lot like its cool
when really we're the fat kids swimming the pool
the girls like assholes tiny lil' rascals
I couldn't pull a chick even with a lasso
not that I tried, it was easier to be cool
even though our attitudes were really just see thru
all them insecurities mountain like the pyriknees
don't wanna see myself cover up the mirror please
why am I taller than all of my teachers
and why I gotta wear this grown man sized tee shirt?
chillin' in the bleachers, tryna skip gym class
why run a mile while YOU need slim fast
you get a hall pass, I'm the new substitute
can't tell me nothin' so go and bug another dude

chorus:
got hair on my nuts-
and I can be scary as fuck
and all I wanna do is some bad shit
got a good family but I'm actin' like a bastard

and they tell me I'm smart
but that ain't gon' get me no broad
so for now I'm the class clown
swallow the emotions-- then pull the mask out

verse 2:
at the middle school dance
mister DJ please play our anthem
requests are granted
discman skips and the tables shaky
when the beat cuts off you piss off the ladies
the boys just laugh cuz' we caught a break
and now its back to the wall to just stall and wait
hoping that a girl got the balls to say
you wanna slow dance, boyz II men's about to play

WELL I DO!
and lucky for you, my 2 left feet stayed home tonight
so you can take off your shoes, and I'll make all of the moves
keep them lil' petite feet on mine you got nothing to lose
no alcohol to quell the inhibitions
we fight those with jokes about kissin'
both got braces break the ice with em'
same orthodontist YES he's a dickhead
grab your girls, and i'll grab my homies
everyone's happy cuz' now we ain't lonely
wasn't that hard regards to those phonies
still play the wall and actin' so ornery
shake them off and slip on them tiles
who you call losers tonight are on fire
improvised dancin' Mike Jack McGuyver
but the lights come on -- WE don't know how to say BYE CUZ"

bridge:
we rockin' to some slow jamz
you grind on my OH DAMN
the teacher says none of that
tryna seperate us, come on now where's the fun in that