I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick And when you're feeling sick babe, I know a trick It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' alright Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick And I gonna heal you with myfabulous stick So, undress, please, undress, but don't be a sleeper I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-deeper
[Chorus:] Come on, please help me doctor Dick I need your love, I feel so sick I need a kick and you're so big Oh doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper Help me doctor Dick My fever's rising, please come quick I know you know a little trick Oh, doctor, please, deep, deep, deeper
Come on, help me, doctor Dick Come on, doctor, help me quick d-d-d-deeper Come on, help me, doctor Dick Come on, doctor, help me quick d-d-d-deeper
I'm doc, doc, doctor Dick Oh baby, I can heal your nervous tick So lay down, hey, lay down I will check what is wrong So, gather thrill technical, it moves you along I'm your doc, doc, doctor doctor Dick I can make you feel good and you can make me big And for sure, got a cure cause you're not a peeper I will touch you, I will touch you, d-d-d-deeper