There was beer all over the dance floor And the band was playin' rhythm and blues You got down and did "The 'Gator" And half an hour later you were barfin' All over your girlfriends shoes But the Greeks don't want no freaks The Greeks don't want no freaks Put a little smile on them rosy cheeks 'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
She was the pride and the passion of Dixie She did exactly what her daddy had planned She was the perfect little sister Until somebody missed her and they found her In the bushes with the boys in the band But the Greeks don't want no freaks No, the Greeks don't want no freaks Just put a great big smile on them rosy cheeks 'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks
No, the Greeks don't want no freaks I said the Greeks don't want no freaks Just put that "monster" smile on them rosy cheeks 'Cause the Greeks don't want no freaks No, the Greeks don't want no freaks