Have you ever had a hot dog with mustard and mayonnaise? Have you ever had a hot dog with pepper and salt? With mustard and mayonnaise, And catsup and pickles. Have you ever had a hot dog with pepper and salt? With mustard and mayonnaise, And lettuce and onions And mustard and mayonnaise And catsup and pickles And mustard and mayonnaise, And lettuce and onions Mustard and mayonnaise, And pepper and salt?