Customer: Waiter! I'd like the menu, please. Waiter: There you go, sir. Customer: Thanks... I'd like some soup.... Waiter: Tomato soup? Customer: Yes, and I'd like a steak. Waiter: Rare, medium, or well-done? Customer: Medium, please. Waiter: Which vegetables would you like? Customer: I'd like some potatoes, some peas… oh, and a green salad. Waiter: Certainly, sir. Would you like a dressing on your salad? Customer: Please. Waiter: Which salad dressing would you like, sir? French? Italian? Thousand Islands? Oil and vinegar…? Customer: Oil and vinegar, please.