Hey there Cthulhu, down there in your sunken city You’re a billion light years distant and the stars look very pretty From R’lyeh So close and yet so far away Iä, Ië
Cthulhu Fhtagn, or is that k-THOO-loo fuh-TINE? I can never quite remember, ’cause I’m not in my right mind Since I met you No one corrupts the way you do You know it’s true
Oh, it’s what you’ll do to me Oh, and all humanity Oh, you’ll rise up from the sea Oh, kill everyone slowly Except the ones like me
Hey there Cthulhu, I’ve been studying your gospel The Necronomicon, it gives me nightmares something awful Where I see The death of all reality It fills me with glee
So when the stars are right, you’ll come and do your worst But that’s okay because I know you’ll eat the cultists like me first When you get here I know that day is drawing near I have no fear
Oh, it’s what you’ll do to me Oh, and all humanity Oh, you’ll right up from the sea Oh, kill everyone slowly
A billion light years seems so far Below the sea, beyond the stars Of these humans’ putrid souls you’ll drink your fill The fools will all make fun of me But I’ll just laugh maniacally ’Cause no one’s ever suffered like they will Cthulhu, I can promise you That by the time this cult gets through The world will never ever be the same Praise your dark name!
Phn’glui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wagh’nagl fhtagn Boy, that’s really quite a mouthful, can’t quite cram it in my noggin Not today I try to say it anyway I feel my soul being to fray Still I away that frabjous day Cthulhu calay!
Oh, it’s what you’ll do to me Oh, and all humanity Oh, you’ll rise up from the sea Oh, kill everyone but me Everyone but me