I'm gonna smoke some crack Only got 20 Rocks in my pocket Ah, I'm Obama, run tell yo mama Bitch I want sum corn dogs
I walk into congress like I'm the lead speaker of the big black caucus I'm here to give back to all my crackheads and junkies Joe Biden says "Damn I'm a old-ass honky" I'm a little fucking lazy I get high with Jay-Z And give myself a raise Cause I'm the one who pays me Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street Now lemme get a chicken sammich at the KFC (Shit) But Michelle, it was 99 cents! I'm just gonna pocket shit Chicken bits and chocolate chips And anyone that's starting shit Is getting hit with rocket ships I'mma drop a bomb on anyone that's even talking shit It's politics, wanna come start the next apocalypse? I'mma bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan No, for real, I used to smoke crack in I'm Blackistan Standing round, handing out burritos at the border Let's keep the Mexicans away from my daughters You want fucking health care? I'll give you some Michelle care Brocolli and excercise, several kinds of welfare Hell, I'm still on welfare, food stamps, bridge cards I still smoke crack, smack a bitch and steal cars I could blow up any country from my cell phone Michelle, wait, hold on, where'd Michelle go?
I'm gonna choke a tramp Homie, got 20 Glocks in my pocket All your mamas working for Obama On the White House street corner I'm gonna smoke a pack Only got a couple fried chicken buckets Me, Michelle and Hilary and Palin It's a fucking foursome
What you know about fighting against evil? What you know abut bombing countries full of brown people? I did it, I shot Bin Laden like a damn peasant One man's nigger is another man's president (Oh god) I was born in Chicago That's a village in Africa All we had to eat was, uh, dog shit with paprika I'm illuminati, you could find me on the dollar bill I cut through lines at Disney rides and the cider mill I'm playing with Nancy Reagan's Granny panties In the Oval Office, getting my cock sucked motherfucker I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat motherfucker I'm smoking JFK's crack rocks motherfucker They be like, "All these kids are pretty dumb" I be like, "Yo, how about them broke-ass teachers?" The kids are dumb fucks and teachers want money So let's give teachers money, maybe they'll wanna teach I call that a plain common sense solution I smoke crack with a rolled up constitution I hate America! First chance I get you can bet I'll give this place back to the Cherokas If you cross your eyes at Osama bin Laden It sorta kinda looks like Obama Biden I'm a Muslum, praise Osama, and I did 9/11 It was a mistake, one I'm not proud of How could I have known you'd elect me president? I look like a Taliban marathon runner This is awkward
I'm gonna bomb Iraq before they try to build a nuclear rocket Achmadina, daba-duba-dilla Bitch I'm coming for ya
I smoke the baddest dro I stole a Camaro I boned the fattest ho From that bus stop down the road I drop the baddest bombs I was born in Taiwan I can do what I want Got them fly-ass nigga drones
I'm gonna smoke some crack Only got 20 rocks in my pocket I'm Obama, run tell yo momma Bitch I want sum pork chops
Thank you! I wanna thank for making this all possible! Black Jesus, uhhhhhhhhhhh, my manager, Rabbi Schwartz My State Farm agent, uhhhhhhhhhhh, like a good nigger, Obama is there My steak farm Asian, Kim-Jong Un And I gotta thank the young people Stay in school, and you will become president! God bless America! Fuck you, Taylor Swift You bitch