We were living here in alantown And its driving all our lives to the ground When we woke up we were wasted and drunk Phil got shot we were beaten by a monk Well I was happy and my life was good Getting married like a dentist should Roasting marshmallows on a stick I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick But we’re living here in Alantown And they’re taking teddy’s fingers now And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit And shoot alan in the face Then shoot myself