We were living here in alantown And its driving all our lives to the ground When we woke up we were wasted and drunk Phil got shot we got beaten by a monk
I was happy and my life was good Getting married like a dentist should Roasting marshmallows on a stick I got fucked in the a-s by a girl with a dick And we’re living here in Alantown But they’re taking teddy’s fingers now And im pretty sure im gonna lose my shit And shoot Alan in the face Then shoot myself