Em A D We were living here in alantown Am D G And its driving all our lives to the ground Em A Bm When we woke up we were wasted and drunk A G D/F# A Phil got shot we were beaten by a monk Em A D Well I was happy and my life was good Am D G Getting married like a dentist should Em A Bm Roasting marshmallows on a stick A G D/F# A I got fucked in the a-s by a girl with a d--k
Em A D But we’re living here in Alantown F D G And they’re taking teddy’s fingers now Am Em G And im pretty sure im gonna lose my s--t C D C And shoot alan in the face G Then shoot myself