Announcer 1: And now, today's Ebonics language lesson...
Meeting girls:
(English) "My, you're lovely young lady." (Ebonics) "Damm! Yousa fine motha***!"
(English) "Let's go for a ride, shall we?" (Ebonics) "Hey baby, jump in my low-rider, and let's rotate these tires?"
(English) "You are beautiful, I would like to make love to you." (Ebonics) "Damm! B***, youse stupid fly. Let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey!"
(English) "May I borrow some money?" (Ebonics) "Hey, let me hold some hens. I'll hit you back on the first, my brother?"
(English) "You don't have it? Thanks, anyway." (Ebonics) "F*** you."
Making new friends:
(English) "Hello, sir." (Ebonics) "What up!"
(English) "I admire your fashionable runnings shoes." (Ebonics) "Drop them Nikes off yo a** 'fore I blast you motha***!"
Announcer 1: I used to be stuck up white boy, faking the funk. Bump that! I ain't b*** on Front Street no more thanks to the Wake Up Crew's "Ebonics Language Lesson".