Monday) Late again today He'd be in trouble though He'd say he was sorry He'd have to hurry out to the bus
(Tuesday) Horace was so sad He never had a girl that He could care for And if he was late once more he'd be out oh-oh
Chorus: Don't be afraid Just Knock on the door While he just stood there mublin 'n' fumblin Then a voice from above Said Horace Wimp this is your life Go out and find your self a wife Make a stand and be a man And you will have a great life planned Horace Wimp
(Wednesday) Horace met the girl She was small and she was very pretty He thought he was in love He was afraid oh-oh
(Thursday) Asked out for a date The cafe down the street tomorrow evening His head was realing When she said yes ok
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(Friday) Horace this is it He asks the girlif maybe they could marry When she says gladly Horace cries Boo-hoo
(Sunday) Everybody's at the church When Horace rushes in and says Now here come my wife For the rest of my life And she does
Chorus: Don't be afraid Just knock on the door While he just stood there mumblin 'n' fumblin Then a voice from a above say Horace Wimp this is your wife Go out and find your self a life Make a stand and be a man And you will have a gret life planned