Is she ready? A variation of Elaine, The waiting’s driving me insane, I like her skin, but not her brain, It’s how I like Elaine
Is it happy? The variation of Shareese, She has a nephew and a niece, I signed the lease, but not Shareese, She’s a fucking beast
I can’t get my head round modern girls, What happened to the dresses and the pearls? And I don’t mind getting a little dirty! But you gotta be kidding me!
Is it ready? A bigger version of Marie, I’d like to have some more for free, You’re watching me insert my key Inside Marie
Now who am I gonna put my coins into? I haven’t hint tonight, And baby, I must be due, And I don’t mind playing a little dirty, And maybe I get lucky
Once in a while They come with flaws, And so I brush up on many laws, My satisfaction should be guaranteed, I got a warranty, I sent her back to the factory, She’ll come back to me in a couple of weeks With a couple of tricks
Is she ready? (I’m gonna…cause I’m gonna…) Hey! Is she loose? (…my mother too) Is she a duck? (…) Is she a goose? Is she ready? (…) Is she used? (…from…juice) Is she a duck? Is she a goose?