I set a table for two, girl, so pull up a seat, White meat, dark meat, fuck it ‒ let's eat, I roll up in convertable with bucket seat Oh wowwww...
I'm gonna put my plug into your socket, All these dollars burning a hole in my pocket, Roll up to the club and you know I'll rock it, Get dowwnnnn...
I'm on a diet I'm on a diet I'm on a diet I'm on a diet
All you motherfucking players gonna player hate When you see me come around and I drop the weight, Cause there's a Jenny Craig open and it's open late At twelve and mound
[ ‒ That's all I got. ‒ You said "at twelve and mound”? ‒ Yeah. I'm gonna sell that to Tenacious D! ‒ Shit…]